5 Artists Most Likely To Be In The Illuminati

We all know the music industry is highly competitive and full of artists trying to secure their places in the charts. But at what lengths would they go to, to ensure their success? Here are 5 artists who could possibly be part of The Illuminati….

5.  Madonna

 It’s no surprise Madonna loves being the queen and hates competition, so she could go to some pretty desperate measures to stay on top such as boob flashes and lesbian kisses. Madonna states clearly she is the queen of pop and with newer acts on the pop scene she may need help to control her competition…

4. Lil Kim

Like Madonna, Lil Kim loves being the best at what she does and hates competition, going to extreme lengths such as making entire mixtapes dedicated to dragging the enemy. She is also a master of disguise changing her face regularly. She makes a very powerful secretive member of the Illuminati.

3. Sia Furler

   Sia Furler displays very secretive behavior not wanting to be famous and spreading her wisdom onto other artists by writing almost every song in the industry giving her a huge amount of control over the lyrics we hear on a daily basis. Who knows maybe she will rise on her own and take over the industry? After all she possesses some very powerful soulful vocals. 

2. Pharell Williams

Pharrell Williams has the magical power to not age and make anything sell.  Like Sia Furler he has co-written and produced several songs in the music industry. Not only that he is also very charming, so he could well be a member of the controlling organisation. 

1.Beyoncé 

Possibly the grand leader of the Illuminati. Beyoncé has the power to release an album overnight with no promotion and still top the charts for weeks making her a very powerful member of the Illuminati. She is admired by many and can do whatever the hell she wants. So she could perhaps be in charge of the whole Illuminati. But let's be honest, Beyoncé wouldn't really need to be. 

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